what do you mean i’m not beyonce

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asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

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avenue:

january 2013: this shall be my year

may 2013: well, shit

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